Category: Lingo

Twitter Hacked

Posted by – January 6, 2009

Twitter.comA while back I posted about the micro-blogging website Plurk, because I had starting using it and thought those of you who don’t blog as much would want something small and convenient. Well its rival site Twitter was hacked Monday and a few celebrities were targeted. Why I am writing this was because one person in particular was targeted, President-Elect Barak Obama.

From BBC,

The celebrities, including US CNN broadcaster Rick Sanchez, awoke on Monday morning to find their Twitter accounts – which allows users to post short updates of less than 140 characters – with some bizarre and, in some cases pornographic messages.

The fictional updates included a message from Mr Sanchez saying he would not be in work because he was high on crack, a link to free petrol from Mr Obama and some very personal statistics from Ms Spears.

Though I don’t really use Plurk as much as I did when I started, this goes to show why I chose it over Twitter.

Carrier

Posted by – September 14, 2008

I finally finished watching the T.V. mini-series Carrier.  From May to November 2005, the USS Nimitz went on deployment to the Gulf in support of Operation Iraqi Freedom.  With them came a camera crew from PBS that followed the crew around to see how life really was like in the Navy.  My review of it is mixed because sometimes through the documentary I was like, yeah that’s how life is and at points I felt that people conducted themselves in a manner to sugarcoat or exaggerate situations because it was going to be on T.V. I will do my best not to spoil the show for those who haven’t seen it.

When the USS Nimitz first gets underway, they had the crew man the rails. Not to say that manning the rails is not something a ship should do when it goes on a six month deployment to the Middle East, but I’ve asked a few people who have been on carriers and even at heated points in the war, none of them left port manning the rails. Then again, when I started watching the show, I nit picked at everything just to find something wrong.  I didn’t want it to give the wrong perspective of how things are conducted in the Navy.  Pulling into ports, though, I fully understand manning the rails.

It appears that to others who have watched the program that the CMC would appear to be Joe Navy. He was that squared away guy who went around making sure that everyone else was squared away. I did see the Joe Navy in him, but at the same time I thought he was micromanaging his crew. Whenever the camera was focusing on the CMC, it was because he was around asking people why they are jacked up, or asking the senior person why their people are jacked up. Each time he did this, it was preceded by the word “shipmate.” One scene that really caught my attention was when he found a Sailor in one of the spaces. He proceeded to call him shipmate and asked him what color liberty card he had. He told CMC that he was a white card. After that the CMC asked him his name then told him that he needs to square himself away and get his blue card.  He didn’t even know the guy and assumed he was jacked up, and for all we know the guy just checked aboard to the command and was doing something that he wasn’t familiar with, but appeard as if he was goofing around.  I understand that its crew is 5000+, but before you grill someone, you should at least find out who the Sailor is, then question them before accusing them guilty.  I wrote a previous post about the word Shipmate and he did a good job helping me justify why Sailors now a days don’t like being called one because they know where it leads to.

At first, I hated AN Garzone, now MC3(AW), because he came off as that guy who wanted the attention. He did this when he went around interviewing people appearing to be a reporter for the ship, with a microphone and all. Well I came to realize that it was part of his job in the Navy, so if I was in his field, I probably would be doing the same thing. Actually, I felt sad for him when his best friend, Phil with one L, got out of the Navy. That is indeed one of the biggest pains in the Navy, when you meet someone you can socialize with, and the next thing you know they are gone and no one understands references made because it was part of an inside joke. I’m sure he is doing fine now, because all we can do is move on, but we never forget.

AN Altice was probably the most interviewed person on the documentary because of his unique situation. Unfortunately, it does happen, and it has happened to me, as far as having a girlfriend back home who can’t handle their boyfriend who is gone for so long. About the thing that makes it so unique, well I am glad I did not have to go through that. Obviously it has happened to Sailors in the Navy and it is tough to deal with loved ones back home because they have to carry on without you there. They eventually become weak and scooped up by someone who is available. Hate to word it like that, but it does happen and being out at sea, there isn’t much one could do about that. If I was Altice though, I probably wouldn’t have taken it so mellow. With the cameras around, though, I would have restrained myself.

Overall though, from underway to port visits, and to mooring back up in North Island, I felt what everyone on the ship felt because I am in the Navy. It touched base with what does go on while we are out at sea. Unfortunately my situation is different because we aren’t out for 6 month deployments only to be in port for another 6 months. We go out for a few weeks, pull in for a week or two, go back out for a month, etc… I’m not saying what they do is much easier, but in comparison, the FDNF is a lot more challenging because those without families come back to port with no one waiting for them on the pier upon our arrival. None the less, I highly recommend this show for anyone who wants a taste of how the Navy life is.

DITS

Posted by – August 8, 2008

Every sailor goes through them, and dreads them. The Division In The Spotlight program is an event where the Commanding Officer does an inspection of an entire division from a from cleanliness to properly managed programs like RPPO and mentorship. It’s a time when everyone’s heads are cut off and you are running around trying to find it because a light bulb is out or that corner of the space is cluttered and plugs aren’t safety checked. The biggest portion of DITS is the zone inspection where the CO walks through all of your spaces and tells you what is wrong. My division just went through ours, and for the third time, it was just as painful as the first.

My first DITS with this command was a complete disaster. It was the last one my division had with our current CO before he turned over a few months after. Weeks and days leading up to our DITS consisted of hours of cleaning, chipping, grinding, and painting followed by replacement of items such as light bulbs or missing tempest caps. The biggest hit we probably took was the mulch room. It was pretty much the storage room for all the crap we moved out of Radio and other spaces we owned, and tossed in there to prepare for the zone inspection. What was even worse was that the day of the zone inspection our mulch room was so full of junk it was in no condition to be inspected and at the last second, I was tossing things to the side just to clear a path to walk through because there is a fan intake room inside as well, and is also inspected. The second the CO walked in, all I heard was a yell “Oh Shit!” I couldn’t help but chuckle because I knew what he was yelling about, but my LCPO knew the fate of that room and what the reaction was going to be.

The last DITS we had with our new CO was still not good. Our mulch room was definitely a turn around in that you could see the deck, but there was still junk in there that we’ve collected and haven’t gotten around to tossing. Plus, this was a new CO, but then again a first impression is always remembered and there was no doubt that however we did, the next inspection would have to have improvements or it would seem to him that the division doesn’t care about raising its standards and its material condition is completely unsat. With an unsat material condition, it reduces the ships ability to do it’s job and when that happens, it all falls on the CO and he wasn’t going to have that.

The inspection did go a lot better than the first, and the hits were pretty evenly spread out through our spaces, but none the less as a CO, it is his or her duty to find everything and anything wrong. If a CO goes through a space and says it’s good, then the division in charge gets into a relaxed mode and eventually the ships is unable to complete an INSURV and is declared “Unfit for Operation”.

This DITS, compared to the previous two, weren’t as bad because everyone knew what had to be done. Unlike the first two, we didn’t have to juggle our jobs while trying to get ready. We were able to prioritize our time to cleaning, painting, entering in jobs for work we can’t do ourselves and need outside assistance. In fact, this was the most prepared we have been for a DITS since I’ve been here and was confident in that we were going to make it through without feeling like we didn’t do enough. Unfortunately that wasn’t the case and we got cut at the legs for things we could have taken care of and didn’t. Our spaces were indeed a lot cleaner than before, deckplates and all, but there were some areas that weren’t taken into account because either we couldn’t reach it, or thought we couldn’t reach it and get it cleaned. We took our common sense hits and in the end we knew we didn’t do enough to get a better outcome.

At the end of the inspection, our Divo told us that we did a hell of a job, though we didn’t feel like it. He said that it is the CO’s job to find these hits or else we’ll just toss them to the side, forget about them and will eventually bite us in the ass, but more importantly bite the CO’s ass. He told us that you have to know your inspector, and since officers are around the CO all the time, they have a better idea of what to expect and better understanding of his comments and reactions. One thing he said was that when our CO is really upset with something, he’ll pull either the Divo or LCPO aside and tell them one on one about something that could have been corrected. That didn’t happen once during this inspection, or so I was told, and it made me feel better.

I still believe there was a lot we could have done, but overall the effort our division put in to getting discrepancies corrected was outstanding. I just hope that with what little time I have left, another DITS is unable to be fit into it.

Shipmate

Posted by – July 28, 2008

Thought you were in trouble didn’t you?  That is the thought for a lot of sailors who are out in the fleet.  When you are walking down a passage way, and from behind you hear the word “shipmate”, more than likely you will think you’ve done something wrong, or those who are out in the fleet will think that.  Those who have not yet reached the fleet, and are either in DEP or in boot camp are unaware of the context shipmate is used out here.  Those in DEP hear the word shipmate from your recruiters meaning “Welcome to Our Navy”, while in boot camp you hear those words from your RDCs meaning “You are now a sailor,” when you complete battle stations and receive your Navy ball cap.  Out in the fleet, it has come to mean “You are jacked up.”

Somehow the Navy has let the word shipmate turn negative, and I believe that to be true.  Actually, the first time I heard it used in a negative context was when I reached A school and by the Chiefs.  If you were talking in the passage way, forgot to take off your cover indoors, or caught falling asleep in class, the word shipmate came from his mouth followed by “why are you jacked up?”  It wasn’t the term itself, but the tone of voice it was used in.  The majority of the time it was in a yelling manner and no one wanted to hear it.

From A school to this ship, it is still used the same way.  Many sailors consider it a curse word and feel disrespected when being called a shipmate because of how it was used to them and others.  I have a buddy in particular who tells me to fuck off every time I call him it.  It has got to the point that I do it to piss him off. More…